OLBERMAN’S TAKE

This is Mr. Olberman’s first appearance on LRRP’s World.

I decided to take some of today’s headlines – as liberal as they may be – and ask ex jock sniffer and liberal icon, Keith Olberman his views.

The murder of reporter Anna Politkovskaya:
“That’s easy, Gary. The CIA on a directive from George Bush assassinated her.”

The possibility of UN sanctions against North Korea.
“You conservatives are all a like. Are you going to throw me a hardball? Of course if George hadn’t given the North Koreans the reason to have an atomic program, it wouldn’t be an issue.”

The new cartoons about Allah in Denmark:
“Once again, you’re being simplistic. Obviously the NSA is faxing this stuff at the behest of George Bush in his attempt to conquer the world.”

The Terrell Owens non-performance in Sunday’s Eagle-Cowboy NFL game.
“And yet another no brainer. Hello, Gary, the C-O-W-B-O-Y-S? And who do we know that comes from Texas? I don’t understand why this mystifies you neocons so.”

Brian Vickers spinning out both teammate Jimmy Johnson as well as Dale Earnhardt, Jr., at Talladega on Sunday.
“This at least has some merit, and I had to do some digging to answer this question. Brian Vickers was born on October 24, 1983 and George Bush was born on July 6, 1946. That means they were both born and they’re only 38 years apart. Only a simpleton such as you and your crowd could possibly ignore or fail to see the relationship. I won’t even go into the obvious relationship between Earnhardt, Jr., and Bush, Jr. who both had fathers they were named after. Good God, man, the evidence speaks for itself.”

I apologize for my stupidity, Keith.

“You ought to. But I don’t blame you for it. Quite obviously, it's George Bush’s fault.”