LOVERLY

A US Congressman took his oath of office with his hand on the Koran.

This is getting to be a reality Dr. Strangelove show ... in reverse philosophically, of course.

Rep. Keith Ellison, D (natch)-Minnesota, borrowed Thomas Jefferson's personal copy of Islam's holy book from the Library of Congress for today's ceremony with House Speaker Nancy Pelosi smiling on like a manic Howdy Doody (if you don't know who that is, look it up).

Oh. I get it. The Thomas "Rolling In My Grave" Jefferson connection makes it correct.

Oh. And let's not forget that the Koran does not consider wrong to lie to Infidels (good luck with THAT, Minnesota).

Yeah, let's swear on the symbol that some 10 million lunatics use to justify killing us. Hell, it's the religion of peace, ain't it?

You know, Ellison, you asshole, if you tried to swear on Mein Kampf we'd have to let you do that too. Abuse of the First Amendment doesn't make it correct ... it's just a weasel's excuse for not taking up arms.

God. The rise and fall of the American Republic rests on the shoulders of sound-byte idiots like Pelosi, Ellison, Kennedy, Kerry, et al.

God (or SOMEbody) help us.

Speaking of help. Seen the new Knights' MK-11 sniper rifle?

Nuke Iran.