GIVING DIKES AND DRUNKS A BAD NAME

Rosie O'Donnell and Charlie Sheen.

Lesbians of all ilk spent a lot of time getting to where nobody cares if they're lesbians, and now O'Donnell opens her uncouth trap and puts the word "dike" back on the pejorative modifying adjective list.

As for Sheen ... Charlie, you're a funny guy, but not exactly a rocket scientist (and I mean no slur to rocket scientists). Go back to drinking, you were funnier then; now you sound like a clown.

And it's not just me that thinks Fatso is anti-American ... Investor's Business Daily compared her to Tokyo Rose of WW II traitorous activities. Nothing like two-facing it in time of war

Ramadi Rosie ... That works. Dumb bitch.

Other News on the Two-faced Front

This from Tim Russert re the Dems (and Russert isn't someone I quote often):

“The House voted for funding for the war with a date certain, March of ‘08, to begin a withdrawal of U.S. troops. But in that bill was $20 billion of so-called pork, money for cricket infestation, tours of the Capitol, security at the National Convention, peanut crops. Why would the Democrats put that kind of money in such a serious bill?”

Duh.

It's Not, Not, Not Called Standing and Staying

From Big Byrd's Imaginary Dictionary File

“With passage of this bill, the Senate sends a clear message to the president that we must take the war in Iraq in a new direction. Setting a goal for getting most of our troops out is not—not, not—cutting and running.” —Sen. Robert Byrd

Nuke Iran.