THE IMPOSSIBLE SEXUAL ACT

I'll never buy another GM or Chrysler vehicle again, and I'm sad to say that because I love both marques.

Buying one of them would be like buying blood from myself ... to inject into myself (or ... to bring relevance to the title of this missive, F---ing Yourself).

Don't get that? Think about it.

The government bought both companies with my money and now want me to buy my car from a company who manufactures cars for which I pay.

Ain't happening.

A terrible thing has happened to the Bow Tie and the people who bought us the Hemi. And we let it.

Welcome to the New World Order. Brought to you by a guy who probably wasn't born here and doesn't give a shit what happens to you. As long as he gets to sink us in the mire of commonality.