JOB OPPORTUNITY

From the FBI:

"Mohamad Anas Haitham Soueid, 47, a resident of Leesburg, Va., has been charged for his alleged role in a conspiracy to collect video and audio recordings and other information about individuals in the United States and Syria who were protesting the government of Syria and to provide these materials to Syrian intelligence agencies in order to silence, intimidate, and potentially harm the protestors."

If any of you don't give a rat's ass about turning pics over to Syrian Intelligence (Shu'bat al-Mukhabarat al-'Askariyya; SMA, I guess) ... get thee to thy nearest Syrian Embassy.

Betcha can't beat me there.

Apparently, the FBI thinks this is an action for which they'll arrest you. So much for the First Amendment!

DOWNSIDE OF THE SMART CAR

One thing you haven't heard mentioned anymore regarding automobiles is "safety."

There's a reason why. Above is a result of what happens when you drive a "smart car" and everyone else has a brain.