BETTER DEAD THAN …

Groups I think could use some of the title.


Human Rights Watch.

This New York-based organization is trying to insure Saddam Hussein gets a fair trial. Among his complaints: he had to walk up four flights of stairs. Here is a guy who ran a savage dictatorship, used WMDs against his own people, committed genocide against his own people and ... he doesn’t like to walk up stairs. They’re also not sure whether it’s okay for us to interrogate POWs. Okay, we’ll stop. We’ll just video the decapitations we’re performing.


American Civil Liberties Union … and its Supporters.

Let me get this straight. It’s okay for kids over 13 to have sex with anyone they want? It’s NOT okay to register sex offenders or tell neighbors where they live? You’re defending the rights of an organization who think sex between men and pubescent boys is okay? You consider it a civil rights violation to check people’s bags as they enter New York subways?

You kiss your children with your mouths, every night?

When your children are raped what’s your reply to them? When they’re blown to mush in a subway bombing what do you say then?

God save us from the ACLU; one of the most dangerous organizations to have outlived its usefulness in the past half century. Talk about out of touch with American jurisprudence, ethics and morality! And let’s NOT forget the judges who agree with their incredibly illogical - and increasingly scary - briefs.


Christian Peacemaker Teams

The latest kidnap victims. In Iraq since October 2002, the four abductees are said to be from Canada, Germany, the UK and America, and were working with detainees and “training others in nonviolent intervention and human rights documentation.”

Does anyone but me think this is, well, ironic? How about funny? And what the hell is non violent intervention as it applies to Iraq?

Knock, knock, hello, McFly. These bad guys are animals. And not exactly bright bulbs, either. Most failed War Marketing 101.

Oh. The organization “does not advocate the use of violent force to save our lives should we be kidnapped, held hostage, or caught in the middle of a conflict situation."

Well, all rightee then.


Iran

Even if Ambassador Zalmay Khalilzad has been given an okay by the White House to start talks with the Iranis about stabilizing the region, do you really think they WANT a stabilized region?

Blow ‘em up now – don’t take ground, just blow them up. Let them keep whatever the hell it is they have they think we want – or blow ‘em up later, but blow ‘em up, because THAT they’ll understand.

Libya’s Mohamar Khadafi is turning out to be the smartest (former?) terrorist in North Africa. We only had to try and kill him once. Let’s do to the Iranis what we should have done to them back in 1979. If we’d done it then we wouldn’t have lost all our North African apparatus nor had all our operatives slaughtered and wouldn’t be in Iraq today.

But, nooooo. Thanks, for all that help President Carter.


San Francisco

Voters in one time Sodom on the Pacific approved Proposition 1, a non-binding resolution that claims the city opposes allowing U.S. military recruiters in their public schools.

Legally, it doesn't mean anything but it's a nice slap in the face to our men and women in harms way.

They deserve - at least - another Big One.