In light of the recent lunatic pronouncements out of the leader of Iran about the relocation of Israel:
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: we need an Arclight strike in Teheran.
Preferably during a meeting of the ruling council. These guys are medievally insane, no one will miss them (believe me, their own mother’s won’t), we’ll be doing North Africa a favor, and we’ll be helping out the Iraqis as well, which means we'll be helping our people.
No ground follow up, just an Arclight. And then we deny having done it regardless of any and all evidence to the contrary. Arclight 'em instead of using a laser guided missile. Arclights are a lot more impressive to watch ... from afar!
Even better. Arclight them, then say we killed the tall skinny rich kid murderer, Bin Laden. And no matter what videos HE sends, we say he's dead. That'll finish him as well.
Hell, Teheran’s almost an express flight from Diego Garcia, how hard could this be? And I’m sure the B-52 guys are bored anyway.
Jeez, but I ought to get paid for thinking like this.
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