Saadam Hussein has accused his US captors of torture, noting the remnant scars of electric torture on his face.
A) I thought he was just a jaded, corrupt-looking repulsive bag of flesh who was responsible for genocide, torture, murder, rape, etc.
B) Why is this a story?
C) Why is this a story?
and
D) Why is this a story?
For those of you saying: “we know the bad old US did that” — who I seriously doubt have the temerity to have read this far anyway — may I point out that while ear lobes and nostrils are good places to hook up electrical wires when trying to hold a convincing conversation, genitals work much better. And Saadam didn’t drop trou’ in court.
E) Why is this a story?
I wish this was a joke, but it’s actually being reported. I can’t WAIT to see today’s front pages.
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