If we’d have figured out that all we had to do to get the Muslim world in as frothy a frenzy as a dozen pilgrims in a Mecca riot was to draw some damn cartoons, we could have had them all at each other’s throats even earlier.
On top of that, they’d be so busy burning Western embassies they wouldn’t have time for IEDs or anything else.
By Jove, stop the presses! I think I’ve hit on the ultimate withdrawal strategy.
Beam “Sponge Allah Square Pants” down all over the Arab world. Those that didn’t choke to death on their goat steaks would be so busy stampeding over each other to throw the first Molatov, that our people could waltz the hell away and no one would be any the wiser. And when they found out we’re gone they could go back to blowing up each other again.
And that’s all for today. Till next time, kiddies, this is yer ol’ Uncle Gary saying ... Bomb Iran!!
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