Buy ANYthing Danish. Whether it’s made in Denmark, sounds like it’s Danish, looks Danish … take up biathlon or any Nordic sport, herd reindeer, ANYthing as long as it has a Danish connection. Instead of bagels and a schmear, get a Danish and schmear, buy a Dabnish flag ...ANYthing.
Bomb Iran. That’s a fairly simple request. I dug out an old RAM IRAN button I kept from back in the hostage crisis days. I was hoping it said “Fuck Iran,” but apparently I had more couth back then. So, anyway, bomb Iran before they bomb us.
Oh...and write your local paper and tell them they're pussies for not printing the cartoons of Allah. It's okay to run pictures of a shit-smeared image of the Virgin Mary, but not pictures of Allah with a bomb sticking out of his head. Pussies and phonies ... all of them.
I feel much better now.
Have a good weekend.
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