LEBANON, HEZBOLLAH, ETC., - A SCENARIO

Well I guess we actually owe a thanks to the idiots in Hezbollah for pissing off the Israelis and making the media pay attention to their headline pets, the Israelis, as the war clouds once again brew in the Middle East.

Best case scenario: the jihadists decap the Israeli prisoners, the Israelis blow the crap out of Lebanon and everything that breathes within its borders (after telling the civilians to get out of Dodge, of course), then shoot down a couple of Syrian Migs who approached just because the Israelis can.

Then the Israelis figure, “ah, why not” and pull the plug on the Iran reactor on GP and because they’re going for a nuclear trifecta (they did Iraq, they’ll do Iran and they’ll throw in Damascus for free).

Meanwhile the media who will be so f-----g torn between “reporting” what’s happening and trying not to blame Israel for any of it, will figure out that it’s President Bush’s fault.

Bush — who’s had it with the media, the Middle East, the Russians, French, North Koreans, Indians and Pakistanis — will say “ah, why not” and launch into North Korea, decimating the starving population and thereby leaving enough food for the remaining North Koreans.
They, in turn, will unite with South Korea, making the peninsula safe for all.

With a little prodding he’ll tell the Pakis to hit the Indians and get them to blow each other’s population to tenths thereby solving that problem and reuniting Pakistan, Bangladesh, India and Kashmir.

He’ll then carpet bomb Afghanistan for 30 consecutive days only because there would be some Biblical fallout if he did it for 40, and tell all the non-combatants in contested areas in Iraq to get out of Dodge, of course and carpet bomb those sections.

He’ll then declare English an official language, ban Islamic centers for being vermin ridden.

The press and liberals will be so busy running around in circles trying to start fires they can put out, that before anyone knows it, it’ll be election time again and everyone who’s supposed to be dead is.

Now, that my friends, is a scenario to pray for.

Nuke Iran
Nuke North Korea
Before the Israelis Do