DOH!

There is so much stupidity, sensationalism, inanity, obfuscation and plain ol' pandering to the lowest common denominator evidenced by the media that I can’t even write about it anymore.

And all of them — from the NYT, LAT, WAPO and their ilk to ABC, CBS and NBC and their ilk — are the absolute first to throw stones at media like The National Enquirer.

Jeez, give me a potato shaped liked Elvis any day.

That, at least, is what it really is … a potato shaped like Elvis.

This rant brought on by the exploding battery mis-reportage (the sky is falling, the sky is falling!) … but that was merely the cellphone in the IED.