IN CASE YOU MISSED IT DEPARTMENT

You may not be able to make this shit up, but you sure can bury it.

A Sudanese poet and novelist — who I am sure is soon to be named as a suspect in the JonBenet Ramsey murder (is THAT guy whacked or what?) — named Kola Boof, says she was once kidnapped by Osama bin Laden, and kept as his mistress.

Big deal?

She also alleges that OBL had the hots for Whitney Houston, spoke of killing Bobby Brown, and wanted to marry Houston.

Boof, also said OBL would “ramble on” about his favorite TV shows: The Wonder Years, Miami Vice and MacGyver, and said that, “In his briefcase, I would come across photographs of the star, as well as copies of Playboy ... It would soon come to the point where I was sick of hearing Whitney Houston’s name.”

Big deal, again, you say?

The press has already relegated this to the “weird story” section, but think of the implications if it were given as widespread dissemination as say as a Bushian verbal faux pas.

Not a chance. This’ll get buried along with anything else the anti-American crowd that runs the media doesn’t want you to think about.