21 September 2007

COULD YOU REPEAT THAT? HIGHER EDU-WHAT?

First, nearly every politician regardless of philosophy, tells the Iranian Rock Troll to take a hike when he comes to New York to tell us how he's going to kill us, and says he wants to lay a wreath at the WTC.

But not Columbia University. What do they do?

They invite the little caricature of a human to speak. (You just know this guy is heading to the West as soon as those sheep-shagging mullahs decide to move Iran back another century or so.)

Then, of course there's Yale University. They'll be damned if they'll let military recruiters work on their campus.

What's that, you say? We'll lose what? How much? You're kiddin'?

Quite a conundrum Yale got itself into. Opting to take the intellectual, philosophical and moral "high ground" as well as a stance againt altruism, they were going to ban military recruitment on campus ... until they got a look at the amount of money they were going to lose as a result.

Ummmm. Can you say conundrum? How about "Never mind."?

Hallowed halls of academia, my ass.

More akin to the wormy shells of macadamia.

Nuke Iran, Yale and Columbia

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Prescott Bush (B.A. 1917), U.S. senator (R-Connecticut, 1953-1963)
George H. W. Bush (B.A. 1948), President of the United States (1989-1993), Vice President of the United States (1981-1989), member of Congress (R-Texas) (1967-1971)
George W. Bush (B.A. 1968), President of the United States (2001-present), Governor of Texas (1995-2000)
Dick Cheney (Class of 1963*), Vice President of the United States (2001-present)
Gerald Ford (LL.B. 1941), President of the United States (1974-1977), Vice President of the United States (1973-1974), member of the House of Representatives
Prescott Bush (B.A. 1917), U.S. senator (R-Connecticut, 1953-1963)

Nuke Yale...indeed.

Keats