13 November 2007

WELL I COULDN'T MAKE THIS UP

Heard about the world's most famous ditz and attention seeker, Paris Hilton's latest?

I swear this is true and thank Suzanne O for turning me on to it.

Essentially, she's championing elephants in India, but apparently these are elephants that get shit-faced drunk on rice wine and then rampage around like, well, shit faced drunks. Six even ended up electrocuted when — during a bout of boozing — they got so wrecked they ran into some electrical wire and zaaaaap.

Been there done that, you say? I know what you mean.

Full story HERE

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