Ahem. Can I say, "I told you so," now?
From the UK's Guardian, which I'm sure the global warmers out there believe is aligned with the evil right wing plot to kill the world.
Apparently, growing enough biofuel base to power everything would cause a massive rise in emissions throughout the world. Whereupon cats will start mating with dogs, all cities will immediately be underwater and all the people will change into a race of Gillmen (of course the Feds have already perfected that!).
Of course, the scientists who came up with this "ridiculous" theory are from Great Britain, which we know is merely another puppet regime of the Bush Administration. I mean Scotland Yard even declared that the former PM of Pakistan was killed by a massive concussion resultant from a homicide bomber, not bullets, so we know they just toe the party line. (See the VOA.)
Wait a minute. It's those damn black helicopters coming ... probably with an SAS hit squad on board. Time to get out of here. Don't forget the aluminum foil head gear.
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