SPITZER

Spitzer. Sounds like a Yiddish word for a schmuck. "He's a real spitzer!"

Anyway ... all I'm gonna say is that Eliot Spitzer is a dirtbag for dragging his wife on stage. No diff than MaGreevy or Big Bill. As one wag put it, the Governors of NJ, NY and CT all go down (so to speak) .. a Tri-State Trifecta.

Still, I wouldn't mind getting to know the soon-to-be-ex Mrs. Spitzer, 'cause she's gonna' be one RICH Tarheel when all is said and done.