DNC RECAP

Let’s see if I get this right. The star of this clusterfuck is a guy who has 127 days experience in Congress and who never worked in the private sector a day in his life — who, should he win, God forbid — will then take the reins of the most powerful country in the world. His platform is “change” at any cost — though the taxpayer will pay for all of it.

Keynote speeches are given by:

Joe Biden: his picked number two, the only man who wanted any part of this, and a man with 36 years employment as a Senator (see “change”);

Ted Kennedy: a guy who killed a woman and her child and didn’t notice it;

John Kerry: a dishonorable numbnut who immediately turned on his comrades-in-arms first chance he got;

Bill Clinton: an ex-president who lied under oath despite having the phrase “having sex” defined for him;

Hillary Clinton: the aformentioned president's wife who — well, is still his wife.


Oh, yeah. That sounds like the crowd I want representing me and my country!

Hell, even Fast Al "I never met a camera or microphone I didn't like" Sharpton is staying out of this one!