26 August 2008

SKANK

Back in Nam we had a saying about particularly raggedy-ass, disease ridden “flowers of the evening,” who plied their trade in places that are better left unmentioned.

The gist of the saying was, you wouldn’t unzip and urinate near them for fear of getting the clap (which, for you kiddies, is an STD).

Add Madonna Louise Ciccone to that list of offenders.

For those who missed it, she equates John McCain to Adolph Hitler in her latest “show” (ol’ Adolph is never around when you need him).

Of course, she’s paid similar homage to Jesus Christ among others, but ... hey, she’s a star.

This 50+ raggedy ass street sweeper wouldn’t know honor if it bit her on the ass.

Zip it up, guys. It’s show time.

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