ALL THE NEWS THAT'S ... WHATEVER

So, the grandchild/rugrat is asleep and I’m relaxing going through the news that you haven’t read, nor will probably never hear from any of those Jurassic print vehicles known as the MSM, whose imminent death is not over-reported, nor see repeated by Gepetto-created newsman on the video version thereof.

Annnnnyway … here are some juicy little bits from the enormous volume of crap I try to read regularly. And remember the caveat … you can’t make this shit up.

EXCLUSIVE: State of Illinois Officially Recognizes Fictional Country of "Palestine"
“The United States doesn’t recognize it. Even the United Nations doesn’t recognize it.
“And there is no official country called "Palestine."
“But there is, according to the State of Illinois.
Check out this official form the State of Illinois provides to request for the certification of documents for foreign use.
“What's interesting is the countries that aren't listed. These must be the countries for which people most often request official certified documents and records. Saudia Arabia, Jordan (the REAL "Palestine"), and that fake "Palestine" country. That's scary. And what do they need the documents for? I wonder which documents are the most requested going to those three entities in particular…”
The full story at Debbie Schlussel-dot-com


CAGW Names Rep. Barney Frank March Porker of the Month
This, apparently, an oversight by everyone!
“Citizens Against Government Waste (CAGW) today named House Financial Services Committee Chairman Barney Frank (D-Mass.) its March 2009 Porker of the Month. The chairman, having somehow eluded this dubious award in the past, finally delivered enough of Barney’s blarney to be recognized, appropriately, on St. Patrick’s Day.”
To read why, go HERE

And This On the 20th Anniversary of the Miata
“Lagos [Nigeria] — Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.
Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.”
Don’t miss this story. Go to the Reuters page HERE

Netanyahu to Obama: Stop Iran—Or I Will
Apparently someone out there actually made it back from the Wizard with a brain
“In an interview conducted shortly before he was sworn in today as prime minister of Israel, Benjamin Netanyahu laid down a challenge for Barack Obama. The American president, he said, must stop Iran from acquiring nuclear weapons—and quickly—or an imperiled Israel may be forced to attack Iran’s nuclear facilities itself.”
For the full story go HERE.

There’s other stuff about the general lunacy of the Obama Administration and its attempt to take over the world by … hmmmm … well, however they think it’s going to happen. All I can say is thank God there’s only 1315 days to the next General Election. Shades of Jimmee Cahtuh.