Nancy Pelosi, ostensibly the most powerful Speaker of the House since Strom Thurmond, was sent — by President Barack Obama — to Madame Tussauds' Wax Museum for lying 73 times about what the Central Intelligence Agency told her about everything.
"All I have to say, er, say, er, whatever," said the President — sans teleprompter — when approached by reporters, was "the bitch is dead. Thank God. Well, she's, er, not, er, really, er dead. But she's, er. Ah, she's gone and that's all that matters. Next question?"
President Obama has been beset by everything the former Speaker has said since his corona ..., er, election This hasn't occurred frequently, since she is limited to speaking only when her skin is at pliable temperatures, but often enough to have given the MSM fill for page 20.
Said Joan Rivers,"I told her to see my surgeon, not that trash they have in San Francisco! She makes my face look animated. I have to go. The Donald's calling."
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