FROM THE "YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP" FILES

Not withstanding what this company considers four "great Americans" — Washington, Lincoln, Hillary and BHO — this has to set some kind of low-water market in American culture.

I give you the Washington, Lincoln, Hillary and BHO (and Statue of Liberty) Chia pets.

You cannot make this shit up!

Thanks to AJS for the heads up.