TALK ABOUT BLOWING IT OUT YER ASSHOLE

You can't make this shit up. From News of the Weird

"On Aug. 28, a suicide bomber approached Saudi Prince Mohammed bin Nayef, intending to kill them both using a new, mysterious device that an al-Qaida video had earlier proclaimed would be impossible to detect. The terrorist blew up only himself, though, and security investigators concluded that his "bomb" was a 3-inch-long explosive hidden in his rectum. A Transportation Security Administration official downplayed the puny power of such a small device (but its effectiveness in bringing down an airplane is still an open question). [Sunday Star Times (Wellington, N.Z.)-Australian Associated Press, 9-4-09]"