CAN YOU IMAGINE

I'm not a Newt fan. I think Romney is our only chance for getting out from under the socialist agenda of which President Obama and his minions seem so fond.

That said, could you imagine if a media outlet like Fox opted to air an interview with, oh, say a former lover/ex of President Obama (assuming one exists. The man just doesn't seem to have a past as near as any "eyewitness investigator" has been "able" to find)?

No?

Well, ABC plans to air an interview with one of Newt's exes two days before the SC primary.

In the interest of fair and comprehensive reportage, of course.

Well, at least — instead of quoting Romney out of context — they're doing us a favor (much like ignoring the Paul campaign).

Oh, how I love an unbiased media!