SAN FRAN NAN WEIGHS IN

That psychotic, morally bankrupt, Dorian Gray-looking speaker of the house, Nancy Pelosi chimed in on the mosque mess.

Her solution?

Investigate everyone who is saying the mosque shouldn't be at GZ.

I shit you not.

Lunatics, losers and whack jobs are leading our country to ruin.

GEORGE — OR THE GOP — DID IT

Apparently there is nothing the Speaker of the House cannot blame on former President Bush or the Republican Party.

This time it's about Democrats Rangel's and Walters' ethics violations.

According to an AP report, "Democratic leaders say they've emptied the swamp of congressional corruption. Never mind the ethics trials to come for two longtime party members.

""Drain the swamp we did, because this was a terrible place," Speaker Nancy Pelosi said last week of the Republican rule in the House that ended in January 2007.

Pelosi's statement might seem odd, but it's an emerging strategy: Separate Democratic-initiated ethics reforms from the cases of Reps. Charles Rangel, D-N.Y., and Maxine Waters, D-Calif."

Full story HERE.

She really does think everyone is stupid.

READ THIS

Depending on who you believe — and if you believe any of the bullshit coming out of Washington or the SRM, you're nuts — the health care bill BHO, San Fran Nan, Reid, etc., et al, and cohorts are trying to foster on your tax-paying asses is variously described as between 1000 and 1900 pages long.

Since the morons we've elected to represent us can read, understand, discern the ramifications, etc., of this in under three days (as long as no one with any medical administration knowledge — much less business sense — gets in the way), you should be able to read it before you finish breakfast.

HERE'S one version in PDF format.

Enjoy your Cheerios.

HOW DARE YOU!

One thing I've noticed about supporter's of the current administration and of the President.

It was okay to describe his predecessor in any foul-mouthed way conceivable, but if you don't agree with everything President Obama has to say, do. think and opine, you are immediately labeled racist, idiotic, naive, right wing, etc., etc., ad nauseam.

His way or the highway, huh? Well, you can kiss my ass, you brainwashed MFers.

(This very brief rant provided by today's headlines regarding how terrible it was for Republican Senators to — heart be still — take verbal issue with the President's speech last night. Personally, I got tired of seeing San Fran Nan having an orgasm every time the President inhaled, so their outburst — such as it was — provided some relief.)

UNAMERICAN? NEVER MIND

Nancy "The CIA is Lying" Pelosi changed her mind — again— which means we should stop seeing the media bad mouthing those who don't agree with the President's $1.3 trillion-and-counting new way to spend our money, otherwise known as national health care.

Having previously declared town hall attendees who don't agree with her ‘un-American’ in a widely-read piece in USA Today, a newly-released video has Pelosi praising the town hall process as “healthy,” “wholesome” and “essential to any success” that Democrats might have with their healthcare agenda.

Guess bad mouthing doesn't work. Nothing like a backfire to piss off anyone who wasn't pissed off in the first place.

Alas and alack ... Too late San Fran Nan ... that health care BS is gonna go the same way a sub does. Down.

Hey, maybe we can get her to get on the side of dropping the capital gains tax for 18 months-or-so to, y'know, stimulate the economy. She's already said no to that.

Na, that might work. Then where would we be?

PROTEST ONLY ALLOWED FOR THE LEFT

Queen Dirtbag Nancy "The CIA Is Lying" Pelosi, along with the Democratic House (Steny Hoyer)leader have called all you Americans who have the temerity to speak out against this ludicrous health plan the increasingly socialist Obama Administration has proposed and is trying to ramrod through the American process, Un-American.

They called the disruption - i.e., you ask questions, they can't answer - of "town-hall'' meetings by vocal protesters "simply un-American.''

Well, f--k you Nancy and your cohorts.

I gave something back to this country. What have you done lately except attempt to suck it dry.

Don't like protests, huh? You ain't seen nothing yet.

WHO'S LYING?

While — pretty much by definition — what the CIA says publicly shouldn't be the truth i most cases (no, you don't have a need to know unless you're on the tip of the spear), how come if the Speaker of the House, Plastic Puss San Fran Nan, has proof the CIA lied to her, she hasn't published it in the Chronicle?

Hmmmmm.

Could she be — gasp — lying?

Silly me. Libs don't lie. I forgot.

No wonder we haven't heard calls for her execution from the MSM and other assorted horse's asses.

SUBJECT vs PREDICATE

Hmmm. Since the MSM has consistently bullhorned, "Pelosi accuses the CIA lying," the only conclusion I can derive is that the predicate must be asserting the subject is lying, as well.

I wonder ... nah! A politician like Nancy Pelosi wouldn't lie, would she?

CARBON FIBER, SAN FRAN NAN AND A STIFF RIG

Under the title "Obama to back yachting initiatives," IBI (International Boating Industry) Magazine/ Yachting Monthly reported the following.

"US President Barack Obama wants the carbon zero benefits of sailing taken into consideration when business grants are being doled out in a bid to strengthen the failing marine industry.

"Speaker of the US House of Representatives Nancy Pelosi said: "This will be not only good for the environment but for all my friends in the Bay Area who love sailing."

""We also welcome the commercial partnerships between companies as well," she added. Pelosi cited the newly announced joint marketing effort between mast maker Southern Spars and the pharmaceutical company Pfizer, makers of Viagra. The two companies have launched a new advertising campaign targeted to the male sailing audience with their slogan; "A stiff rig is hard to beat". The first commercials are due to air during the next leg of the Volvo Ocean Race.

"Republican Ron Paul of Texas said: "When you look at modern sailing yachts today, most of these vessels are fitted with carbon masts. How can this administration look us straight in the eye and say this package is focused on zero carbon when the masts are carbon? I don't care if you put the carbon in the atmosphere or up in the sky in the form of a mast, it's all the same carbon in my book.""

The only reference I can find on the emissions of CF production that I can understand is that it would take 20 months for the carbon fiber emissions used in making wind turbine blades (which would generate electricity) to even out with the emissions caused by their manufacture. Being the carbon fiber used in masts, et al, don't create anything (though they do allow for boats to move sans internal combustion engines), I'd love to see the greenhouse gas ratio.

Besides, if Pelosi has anything to do with it, you can bet she owns stock in it, or has money invested in it somewhere.