THE MEDIA PLAN TO RE-ELECT THE PRESIDENT

If it isn't bad enough that the media elected President Obama by refusing to do ANY kind of background — or for that matter, look up his name in a phone book — check, how they've come up with a better way to keep him and his socialist cronies in office.

You can see it now.

"Hey. I've got an idea. The Republicans/Tea Party/Conservatives are so screwed up about who to vote for, let's throw a REAL wrench in the machine.
"Whatta ya mean?"
"Well, remember when Perot ran?"
"Yeah, but they already have a Perot. Ron Paul."
"That's not the point. What I'm trying to say is let's do a Mad Magazine thing on them."
"What the hell is Mad Magazine?"
"Shut up and listen. We get some stupid television personality who thinks he's a genius and get him to run. We got $68 million. We gotta spend it somewhere, don't we?"
"But what's that going to do?"
"Well, it gives those assholes in the media who feed on everything we give them, a chance to mock elect a Republican so they can say they're impartial."
"Who do you have in mind?"
"Steve Colbert."
"Who?"
"That guy who comes after Jon Stewart."
"Who?"
"Hey, isn't he that guy who got elected to the something in Canada?"
"No! That's Al Franken and he got elected in ... I dunno, Michigan or Minnesota or Green Bay or one of those cold places where nobody lives."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes. Colberts the OTHER guy with glasses."
"Oh, yeah. He's the guy that played the porter in Trading Places with Eddie Murphy and Dan Akroyd."
"NO! That was Al Franken."

Even though we're presented with voting for someone who can beat our present President, watch what happens now that Colbert's in the SC primary. And watch how much cash he has to spend. This ain't a Pat Paulsen for President riff (hopefully, SOMEone reading this remembers that). This is another attempt by the media who — see the entry before this one — want to know whether they should investigate their sources, to pollute any chance of throwing the current President out of office.

(I refuse — unlike every scumbag liberal and democrat in the world — to use pejoratives about our President ... unlike the aforementioned scumbags)

ANYBODY BUT OBAMA

As much as I find polls to be a load of crap ... I love this one.

"For the second consecutive month of polling, voters said they would vote for the "Republican Party's candidate for president" over President Obama, with 47 percent saying they would support the GOP candidate over Obama, who received just 39 percent.

"The Gallup survey, taken July 7-10, showed a three-percent jump for "Generic Republican" from when the group took the last poll in June."

Naturally, this is buried in the MSM (I didn't hear about the first one, did you?) but it's good to know that soon enough, no matter how left the MSM/SRM is, they'll be jumping ship or looking even more amateurish than they did last cycle when they elected an inexperienced candidate to preside over the sinking of the good ship America.

So we've come to a Man in Black coda for the election "...Bill or George! Anything but Sue!"

OBAMA TO IRELAND

"We will stand by you always."

Yeah, just like we do Israel.

Lotsa luck with that if the Brits decide to annex you again.

I will say this: he is one arrogant Alice-Through-the-Looking-Glass president.

BIRTHER

Why, may I have the temerity to ask, did it take two years for the President of the United States to show the people of America his birth certificate?

Seriously.

Why?

And a real answer, please.

HEIL OBAMA!

Socialist, bring-America-Left George Soros is appalled by what transpired in the last elections and, through his Center for American Progress, HAS COME UP WITH SOME WAYS THE PRESIDENT CAN IGNORE THE WILL OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.

"[The] Center for American Progress today is releasing a report, “Power of the President,” proposing 30 executive actions the president can take to advance progressive change in the areas of energy, the economy, health care, education, foreign policy, and national security. “The following authorities can be used to ensure progress on key issues facing the country today: Executive orders, Rulemaking, Agency management, Convening and creating public-private partnerships , Commanding the armed forces, Diplomacy." (courtesy of the Patriotic Resistance).

Google it and have fun ... it's our country and this immigrant fuck is trying to take it away by buying it ....and he's been successful.

JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT

An oldie, but a goody.

NO! REALLY?

Bob Woodward wrote a book about the President. According to media reports the book was well-received by the administration.

"The new Bob Woodward book portrays President Obama as hard-nosed and demanding in the process of drafting a new U.S. military strategy in Afghanistan last year. And senior White House officials seem pleased by the portrait."

So, obviously, this is a "Hi, my name's Bob and I'm blowing smoke up your ass," book.

A guy with absolutely NO military, diplomatic, financial, etc experience is "hard nosed" drafting a "strategy?"

Give me an effin break.

Put this one on your list of "Books I'll Never Read."

MORE MOSQUE IDIOCY

Time Magazine writer Mark Halperin suggests the GOP not use the President's (or Bloomberg's) religious freedom stance as fodder in upcoming election campaigns.

And why the hell not? Do you think for a solitary moment the disgusting libs and dems wouldn't be literally slathering over it had a republican or conservative said it?

You can kiss my ass, Halperin.

The president and the mayor chose to open their big mouths and claim something — an offense against religious freedom — that has absolutely NOTHING to do with the situation.

As you note in your op-ed: Do the right thing.

And in this case, that's burn the supercilious bastards.

DUH, THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID

From today's New York Post, comes the report that our ol' anti-American prez is trying to extricate himself from another self-created mess; i.e., the mosque at GZ.

"President Obama carefully backpedaled on his support for building a mosque near Ground Zero, saying yesterday that he was merely defending the legal right to religious freedom -- but not giving the project his stamp of approval.
"I was commenting very specifically on the right people have that dates back to our founding," Obama said. "That's what our country is about. And I think it's very important, as difficult as some of these issues are, that we stay focused on who we are as a people and what our values are all about."
The backtracking came as the president's approval rating dipped to 44 percent, according to yesterday's Gallup poll."

Hey, Prez ... IT NEVER HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH RELIGIOUS FREEDOM...and you know it.

Idiot.

And speaking of idiots: that moron Bloomberg is sticking to the religious freedom chant as well. He called the prez' comments a "clarion defense of the freedom of religion."

Yo, dumb-ass ... IT NEVER HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH RELIGIOUS FREEDOM...and you know it.

OLDIE BUT GOODIE

Here's the story
Of a man name Barry
Who was trying to change every-body's way


Hey ... it's 0600 ...and I just got up. You do the rhyming.

Thanks to SPider for the poster.

NOT THAT HE’S THE ONLY PRESIDENT WHO DOES THIS, BUT …

So. Air Force One takes the Prez to Chicago for a birthday celebration August 4, and a round of campaign fundraising and a visit (harrumph, bullshit) to a Ford Motor Co. plant Thursday.

Temporary airspace restrictions were in place due to his visit.

So a biplane violates the restricted zone and F-22s (don’t know how many) have to escort the little bugger out.

So how effin much do you think that little campaign trip cost? And don’t EVEN tell me this was business. This was politics, so now we’re paying for that as well?

Jeez. I didn’t see anything about it in the MSM.

DON’T NEED NO STINKIN’ CONGRESS!

The Obama Administration has been investigating an end-run around having to legally implement an amnesty policy for illegals.

In a MEMO, obtained by Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa) who is leading the fight against amnesty, Obama Administration officials offering a detailed plan that would offer actual or de facto amnesty to millions of illegal aliens without Congress ever taking a vote.

More HERE and HERE.

WALKIN' INTO THE WHITE HOUSE

President Barack Obama or not, I don't want another president assassinated.

What the hell is going on in DC these days? Why hasn't the President canned everybody on the SS security detail? Why hasn't he made a statement? Why is the SRM making this a joke? Why aren't those two little fame-seeking, no-talent, inconsequential assholes in jail?

And ... jeez ... what the f--k is going on in Washington?

Apparently the wings reallyhavecome off this country!

THANK YOU PRESIDENT OBAMA

Dear Mr. President,

Thanks for totally ignoring the fact that the scumbags formerly known as the 9-11 terrorists are now to be accorded all the rights of an American citizen.

We had them at Gitmo where they belonged and where they could have been subjected to a military tribunal, then we could have dragged their sorry islamic jihadist asses out into the sands and shot them.

But, apparently, you feel that these low lifes are deserving of the protection of our Constitution, even though they saw fit to kill 3,000 innocent American citizens, and even though you have no use for that document.

You — and your advisers, czars, backers, mentors, etc., et al — epitomize the worst in our political system.

Thank God you only have 1012 days left to defraud, disenfranchise and otherwise try to destroy a country that has reigned supreme — and set an example for the rest of the world — for nearly its entire existence.

You, sir, are a typical political hack (even worse, a typical Chicago Machine hack) who pays nothing more than lip service to what the populace wants.

Disgustedly yours,

Gary P. Joyce

FORT HOOD

I haven't really solidified any thought on this, but ... ah, yeah I have.

Another MFing muslim shooter takes a bunch of Americans down, and the SRM immediately starts putting out excuses why it was okay.

Gah-damn terrorist scuzball. Yeah, and fuck allah, too, you chicken shit. Just once I'd like to see these mutts exhibit balls.

So what does our dear Fearless Leader have to say to the folks at Fort Hood? "We'll give the gunman due process ..."

FUCK due process. Drag the son-of-bitch out in the sand and shoot him like the cowardly pig he is. He'll understand that.

Jeez ... with all the socialistic/communistic crappola Obama and his commie czars have been fostering on us, you'd think he'd be all for emulating the Chinese, who — if nothing else and among other things — have law and order down to a science.

"You're guilty, kneel down, here's your nine-mil in the back of the head. We'd use a firing squad, but you're not worth the money or the time to get the guys together."

Due process !?!

Jesus Christ, what an classy act (read: asshole) of a President.

Nuke Congress, Iran and the White House and let's start all over again.

UPDATE, 13 November 2009: The mutt is paralyzed permanently from the waist down — Hopefully. Awwwwwwwww

READ THIS

Depending on who you believe — and if you believe any of the bullshit coming out of Washington or the SRM, you're nuts — the health care bill BHO, San Fran Nan, Reid, etc., et al, and cohorts are trying to foster on your tax-paying asses is variously described as between 1000 and 1900 pages long.

Since the morons we've elected to represent us can read, understand, discern the ramifications, etc., of this in under three days (as long as no one with any medical administration knowledge — much less business sense — gets in the way), you should be able to read it before you finish breakfast.

HERE'S one version in PDF format.

Enjoy your Cheerios.

HOPE AND CHANGE AIN'T SELLING SO WELL?

Doubt you'll see or hear this anywhere except maybe with those "non-news" types over at FOX News, but ... from the UK's Telegraph.com ...

"Gallup recorded an average daily approval rating of 53 per cent for Mr Obama for the third quarter of the year, a sharp drop from the 62 per cent he recorded from April.

"His current approval rating – hovering just above the level that would make re-election an uphill struggle – is close to the bottom for newly-elected president. Mr Obama entered the White House with a soaring 78 per cent approval rating."


Full story HERE

Thanks to AJS for the heads up.

NOT A JOKE — I SWEAR

The Nobel Prize committee, once again demonstrating its total lack of relevance, sense or functional realism, has awarded a prize to President Obama for something.

President Obama becomes president with barely two years experience, puts us trillions of dollars in debt in less than six months, and wins the Nobel Prize in less than a year in office having accomplished zippo other than failing to negotiate a US Olympic site with the IOC. Pretty good for a rookie, huh?

Assholes.

WHAT COULD A MERE GENERAL POSSIBLY KNOW?

In a show of hubris unrivaled in recent American politics, the freshman, amateur and otherwise feeling-its-way-'cause-we-haven't-a-clue (putting it mildly) Obama Administration has been quietly (and not so quietly) chastising the commander of American Forces in Afghanistan for demanding sufficient troops to defeat the Taliban.

The president has had the general's report since August and only held his second meeting on the topic last week. Apparently dead Americans aren't all that important to the new C-i-C ... unlike, say, getting bitched slapped by the IOC in Copenhagen.

Watch, as the commies, synchophants, Clinton-rejects and anti-America crowd rampant in our government, succeed in replacing Gen. McChrystal ... and many more of our people get killed supporting a doomed effort.

Hell — finally — even the SRM is getting the idea that this administration doesn't know what it's doing.

Can you say deja-vu?

UPDATE: 10/7/09: Just came across THIS.

PRESIDENT PANTYWAIST

I usually don't give much of a care what media outside the States have to say about America, but since most of our media has displayed an extraordinary incompetence on covering what's going on here, sometimes it bears knowing what our cousins elsewhere in the world have to say.

HERE'S a column from the UK's Telegraph Gerald Warner, a considerably more erudite chronicleer than what passes for that on this side of The Pond.

Below is a taste of how Mr. Warner see it ... it's a good one (and the emphasis is mine, not Mr. Warner's).

"Barack Obama’s chances of re-election in three and a half years’ time may be evaporating at unprecedented speed, but his presidential ambitions could still be realised in another direction. He would be a shoo-in to win the next Russian presidential election, so high is his popularity now running in the land of the bear and the knout. Obama has done more to restore Russia’s hegemonial potential in Eastern and Central Europe than even Vladimir Putin...."

Thanks to Paul L for the heads up.