30 March 2006

SOUNDS LIKE A VACATION

If I have to read one more story about how well Jill Carroll, the kidnapped journalist was treated, or hear another f-----g interview of her talking about going to the bathroom and not being hit, I’m selling my tickets for Florida and vacationing in Iraq.

Sounds like she had a f-----g party for three months. And Ms Carroll lose the Arab headdress crappola. You’re an American, try and look like one.

“Where you going, now that you won the Superbowl?”

“I’m going to Baghdad.”

Hey, lookit. I’m glad we — and she — were spared any head chopping, but you’re free now, honey, you’re gonna make a million on the lecture circuit, and you KNOW the book deal is already signed and the movie rights are in the wings, so say thanks, go home, shut up.

Jesus.

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