28 April 2006

GREAT! MORE DEEP THOUGHTS FROM LA-LA LAND

George Clooney, fresh off of wanting us to pull out of Iraq and Afghanistan, now wants us to go into the Sudan to stop what he called, “the first genocide of the 21st century.”

Uh, George you, f-----g genius, that would require using the military. And that would mean soldiers would die. And how long before you say “Never mind!”

I got an idea, George.

You let us BOMB IRAN and we’ll THINK about going into the Sudan. (Ooh, that rhymes!)

Miss Streisand, Hanoi Jane, you’re on.

God, can these people BE any more inane?

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