Iran news sources barely mention Lebanon, Syrian media sounds almost American and the usual fringe organizations like Jihad Unspun (who are now calling their ops JUS One news (those boys need to be taken out like you take out a mosquito … swat them without thinking) are raving and ranting. One interesting thing is that — by and large — all mention of Iraq and Afghanistan has pretty well disappeared. Awwwwww. Now’s the time to do something ….
Anyway … here’s how these sorry ass medieval MFers read … well, those that can read. It’s no wonder we just don’t burn the whole Middle East down.
crusader coalition [That’s us — GPJ]
"Our men can hear the screams of their wounded calling for help," one source told Reuters. [ said Abdul proudly. Lov-er-ly — GPJ]
“There were no casualties among the Mujahideen.” [That four times in one new report about Russia’s terrorists. There are never any casualties on the terrorist side — GPJ]
“…killed so far up to 410 people, mostly children and civilians …” [the numbers — across the board — are so incredibly disparate that they have to be made up — GPJ]
“…bombardment of innocent civilians …” [ etcetera — GPJ]
“No ceasefire due to U.S. intransigence …” [etcetera — GPJ]
“Aljazeera.com website is currently undergoing maintenance_and will be online again in a few minutes time.” [this was a surprise. I will be checking back and keeping my fingers crossed — GPJ]
“…the barbaric Israeli aggression …” [etcetera — GPJ
“Hizbollah, which has fired rockets into "Israel"” [note quotation marks around Israel — GPJ]
It’d make an interesting study if it wasn’t as predictable as our media.
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