NEW WAR CRIME LAW

The quote unquote mainstream media is a joke. Here they’ve got Israel blowing the crap out of Hezbollah in Lebanon and killing civilians like they’re ants at a picnic, and these bastards haven’t got an f-----g thing to say about it.

Can you imagine … just imagine … if we did what the Israelis are doing?

For starters we probably wouldn’t have the casualties we have, because we’d have blown the piss out of anyone who decided they’d like to stay in a town we wanted.

Then, these asinine talking heads (and I don’t see any riding with the Israelis … you just know there’s a pissed off Jewish paratrooper going, “Oh, as soon as we take fire this goyim is getting one in the back of the head.”) would have every American soldier who killed ANYbody publicly flayed in the media without a SCENT of innocent-until-proven-guilty.

Hell, CNN already admitted that some of its footage was media managed by Hezbollah. I think the western Arabic numbers spray painted above the coffins … rather than the Indian-based Arabic numbers used in Lebanon … especially by the primeval type MFers who want to die for 72 virgins (well, assuming they can even write) … was a dead — no pun — giveaway. (But that may just be me).

Well, I guess there’s a bright lining to every cloud. The media is so busy not writing about Israel-Lebanon and the end of the Middle East, that they’ve forgotten about our people in Iraq and Afghanistan for now. That sigh of relief you hear is every GI, Grunt, Swabbie and Airman in the theaters exhaling before they squeeze the trigger.

There ought to be a new law enforced at any war crimes trials held from now on. If your philosophical, social, civil and political ideals are derived from anything more than — oh let’s say 20 years old — we get to kill you in any manner that is prolongingly painful. We also get to draw-and-quarter anyone who only reports one side of a story.

Want to be medieval? Then die that way. Wanna lie by omission, then enjoy the stretch before everything rips.

Can I get a “Hear, hear?”