CATCHING UP

Okay, let’s see if I’m getting all this straight.

Hillary will forcibly take money from me if I won’t sign up for her health plan.

Obama will prohibit me from making as much money as I want or can, in order to pay for people who are too lazy to work for their healthcare.

Huckabee says that he’s always been working for God. (I assume he's suggesting the Lord will provide.)

McCain is looking like default winner, simply because he might be saner than the rest of them, and — at least — doesn't say he wants to take my money.

Meanwhile On The War Front (the thing that none of the above even admit exists)

Islamist terrorists use two Down syndrome Muslim women (in 2005 it was a Down syndrome child) to blow up civilians. This doesn’t make them animals and doesn’t allow us the right to hunt them down like the pig eating dogs they are … or waterboard them … or try them in military courts … or execute them. Allah, my ass.

(As Oliver North has so adroitly pointed out, “In radical Islam, the slogan ‘women and children first’ has taken on a whole new meaning.”)

Just wanted to make sure about all this. The Giants have had me incredibly happy and distracted for the past 10 days or so ... now it's back to beating on America's intellectual prima donnas.