12 February 2008

FIRST SHOWER OF SHITES AWARD

(Pronounced SHYTES.)

The title is a saying an old Belfast (Ireland, not Maine) buddy of mine used to use when he was describing any group of idiots, assholes, reprobates or other unneeded oxygen suckers. (He was also fond of describing anyone with bad luck thusly: “If he had a duck it’d drown.” God bless the Irish!)

Anyway … it’s time for LRRP’s World’s first presentation of it’s Shower of Shites Award.

Drum roll, please.

And this week’s winners are the students and faculty of the University of California, Berkley — that den of over-privleged pseudo-intellectual societal leeches who are attempting to ban military recruitment in the hallowed halls of academe they call a campus.

What we need is another Kent State picnic… and this time use regulars. They shoot straighter.

PLEASE NOTE:
If anyone has an idea what the Shower of Shites Award should look like, feel free to submit it. The winning entry will get the undying love and support of LRRP's World's readers.

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