I'm a pretentious know-it-all media leftist. You — on the other hand — are simply a person who knows nothing compared to my font of disinformation. I suggest you take your counter-opinions about the wonder that is Obamaism — or, as I like to call it, Onanism — and find a country that has a workable Constitution. Because this ain't it. Aren't I attractive in my faux straw hair and "aw shucks" Opie look?