"A hard-line Iranian newspaper called Thursday for retaliation against Israel, a day after the mysterious killing of a nuclear scientist in Tehran with a magnetic bomb attached to his car."
Aside from the stupidity of a western media source describing any Iranian paper as "hard-line" — I suppose depending on which way you were trying to slant the news, one could describe the same paper as liberal, moderate, etc., considering they're all mouthpieces of those whacky, freedom loving, modern Iranians.
Anyway, the above is being widely disseminated by the media, let's just say ...
GO AHEAD. RETALIATE AGAINST ISRAEL. I DARE YOU!
Nothing could be finer.
Nuke Iran Now.
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Showing posts with label Iran. Show all posts
12 January 2012
28 December 2011
JUST IN TIME FOR NEW YEARS
Those peace-loving muslims again prove that there ain't nothing like killing people to prove their points. We leave Iraq, so they start killing each other again. Oh, yay. That whacky prophet Mohammed musta been some crazy guy!
Iran thinks it has a navy and threatens to close the Gulf of Hormuz. Apparently they've never seen the Bikini Atoll test images. And that happened50 years ago! We can't possibly nuke those assholes any faster. A glowing Iran for 2012 is on my wish list.
The fictional world these muslim assholes live in makes the world of video games look positively real.
Nuke Iran Now!
And a happy 2012 to all of you.
Iran thinks it has a navy and threatens to close the Gulf of Hormuz. Apparently they've never seen the Bikini Atoll test images. And that happened50 years ago! We can't possibly nuke those assholes any faster. A glowing Iran for 2012 is on my wish list.
The fictional world these muslim assholes live in makes the world of video games look positively real.
Nuke Iran Now!
And a happy 2012 to all of you.
13 December 2011
12 October 2011
HOW ABOUT NOW?
Can we nuke them now?
C'mon. How about a few tactical nukes into Teheran?
Please?
Or we going to wait until they suitcase nuke us?
NUKE IRAN NOW
C'mon. How about a few tactical nukes into Teheran?
Please?
Or we going to wait until they suitcase nuke us?
NUKE IRAN NOW
23 February 2011
ALLAHU AKBAR. OH, KISS MY ASS
Al Jazeera makes CNN and MS-NBC, Bill Maher and Keith Olberman look like actual journalists.
Their take on Egypt? “Israeli army will cash in on Egyptian revolution.”
Hmmm. Well, okay, why not?
What do they have to say about Libya? “Gaddafi has failed to digest that western friendships do not really matter when the curtain falls.” Meanwhile, he's killing every friggin' Arab he can find.
This one is classic — about Libya: “It was a classic case of a leader blinded by power, who has been around for too long, and who seemingly believes the many stories, or should we say lies, that he has fed his people for 42 unbearable years.”
Can I get a big Uhhh-DUHHHH on that? And can Al Jazeera explain why every MFing leader in the ME fits that description?
Iran? “The Iranian day of reckoning is coming. This is why America is moving their troops out, no matter what…”
Hmmm. I didn’t think we had troops there. Must be all those pesky CIA hikers.
Allahu Akbar this.
Their take on Egypt? “Israeli army will cash in on Egyptian revolution.”
Hmmm. Well, okay, why not?
What do they have to say about Libya? “Gaddafi has failed to digest that western friendships do not really matter when the curtain falls.” Meanwhile, he's killing every friggin' Arab he can find.
This one is classic — about Libya: “It was a classic case of a leader blinded by power, who has been around for too long, and who seemingly believes the many stories, or should we say lies, that he has fed his people for 42 unbearable years.”
Can I get a big Uhhh-DUHHHH on that? And can Al Jazeera explain why every MFing leader in the ME fits that description?
Iran? “The Iranian day of reckoning is coming. This is why America is moving their troops out, no matter what…”
Hmmm. I didn’t think we had troops there. Must be all those pesky CIA hikers.
Allahu Akbar this.
12 October 2010
I TOLD YA' WE SHOULDA' NUKED 'EM
Iran Admits It Could Pull Nuke Trigger on US, Israel
By: Ken Timmerman
For the first time since the expansion of Iran’s nuclear program was exposed in 2002, the Iranian government is dropping the pretense that it is developing nuclear technology purely for peaceful purposes. Iran has developed nuclear war plans to deter U.S. and Israeli aggression and retaliate against it, a top adviser to Defense Minister Ahmad Vahidi announced in a strategic analysis.
Full story HERE
By: Ken Timmerman
For the first time since the expansion of Iran’s nuclear program was exposed in 2002, the Iranian government is dropping the pretense that it is developing nuclear technology purely for peaceful purposes. Iran has developed nuclear war plans to deter U.S. and Israeli aggression and retaliate against it, a top adviser to Defense Minister Ahmad Vahidi announced in a strategic analysis.
Full story HERE
24 September 2010
NUKE THE ROCK TROLL
Now that the UN has formally established that America is the leading terrorist country in the world, and that we blew up the WTC among other crimes against humanity, can we carry this one step further and NUKE THE PISS OUT OF IRAN ?
Or at least waste the little rock troll of a president — and the rest of the mutts comprising the "government" of Iran.
And please ... enough with the UN in NYC. Give it to some other country. ANY other country.
NUKE IRAN
Or at least waste the little rock troll of a president — and the rest of the mutts comprising the "government" of Iran.
And please ... enough with the UN in NYC. Give it to some other country. ANY other country.
NUKE IRAN
05 August 2010
OH, IN CASE I FORGET
Returning to a customary posting I believe I started sometime back when I initiated LRRP's World ... and one I seem to have forgotten.
Can we please nuke Iran NOW? Just because ...
Can we please nuke Iran NOW? Just because ...
04 August 2010
AW, SHUCKS, THEY MISSED
Someone tried to take out that little rock troll, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Wednesday, according to a Reuters report.
He survived an attack with a homemade explosive device on his motorcade as he was traveling from the city of Hamadan's airport to give a speech in a local sports arena.
Like most good dictators, he “was unharmed” but “others were injured” and — naturally — a "suspect is in custody."
These Third World law enforcement people make CSI look like the Keystone Kop. They're just ALWAYS so good at grabbing perps.
UPDATE: According to the Iranians it was "just fireworks," not an assassination attempt. Uh-huh.
He survived an attack with a homemade explosive device on his motorcade as he was traveling from the city of Hamadan's airport to give a speech in a local sports arena.
Like most good dictators, he “was unharmed” but “others were injured” and — naturally — a "suspect is in custody."
These Third World law enforcement people make CSI look like the Keystone Kop. They're just ALWAYS so good at grabbing perps.
UPDATE: According to the Iranians it was "just fireworks," not an assassination attempt. Uh-huh.
01 December 2009
NEWS WRAP UP — DECEMBER 1, 2009
Five British yachtsmen were taking into custody after they accidentally entered Iranian waters. The Iranians said they would be severely punished if they had “evil intentions.” Some more good ol’ Fifth Century linguistics from a country developing the atom bomb. Nuke the bastards for Chrissakes! What the hell are the Israelis waiting for?
The UN and most of the rest of Europe has tsk-tsked the Swiss for banning the construction of minarets. As the rest of the Euro-spending populace learns to speak Arabic — not unlike they almost had to learn to speak German a couple of times before in the last century— who the f--k cares what the increasingly irrelevant (to put it mildly) and ever-so-corrupt UN has to say? Go Switzerland!
Watched some of the New Orleans Saints vs New England Patriots on Monday Night Football. It was nice to watch a game without having any emotion invested. New England looked good, but man …those Saints are the real deal. If you blinked you missed a touchdown.
SRM Downplayed Stories file. Crowds lining up to meet-and-greet former Alaska Governor and represents-everything-a-Liberal-can’t-stand-about-America presidential candidate Sarah Palin at her book signings … the “aw, shucks, folks” coverage of the lying that has gone on regarding the scientific “facts” about global warming (that LRRP’sWorld has railed about since its beginning) … dropping the restriction against allowing people containing the AIDs virus (HIV, whatever!) from entering the US … and … That’s the Morning Wrap Up.
Happy December 1!
The UN and most of the rest of Europe has tsk-tsked the Swiss for banning the construction of minarets. As the rest of the Euro-spending populace learns to speak Arabic — not unlike they almost had to learn to speak German a couple of times before in the last century— who the f--k cares what the increasingly irrelevant (to put it mildly) and ever-so-corrupt UN has to say? Go Switzerland!
Watched some of the New Orleans Saints vs New England Patriots on Monday Night Football. It was nice to watch a game without having any emotion invested. New England looked good, but man …those Saints are the real deal. If you blinked you missed a touchdown.
SRM Downplayed Stories file. Crowds lining up to meet-and-greet former Alaska Governor and represents-everything-a-Liberal-can’t-stand-about-America presidential candidate Sarah Palin at her book signings … the “aw, shucks, folks” coverage of the lying that has gone on regarding the scientific “facts” about global warming (that LRRP’sWorld has railed about since its beginning) … dropping the restriction against allowing people containing the AIDs virus (HIV, whatever!) from entering the US … and … That’s the Morning Wrap Up.
Happy December 1!
13 November 2009
IT'S ABOUT TIME
Federal authorities on Thursday moved to seize a wide array of U.S.-based properties, bank accounts and religious sites that they allege in court documents are funneling money to an Iranian bank involved in that country's illicit nuclear weapons program.
The seizure, barely noted by the press, includes mosques.
All I gotta say is: "It's about time."
Full story via The Baltimore Sun HERE
The seizure, barely noted by the press, includes mosques.
All I gotta say is: "It's about time."
Full story via The Baltimore Sun HERE
20 May 2009
31 March 2009
ALL THE NEWS THAT'S ... WHATEVER
So, the grandchild/rugrat is asleep and I’m relaxing going through the news that you haven’t read, nor will probably never hear from any of those Jurassic print vehicles known as the MSM, whose imminent death is not over-reported, nor see repeated by Gepetto-created newsman on the video version thereof.
Annnnnyway … here are some juicy little bits from the enormous volume of crap I try to read regularly. And remember the caveat … you can’t make this shit up.
EXCLUSIVE: State of Illinois Officially Recognizes Fictional Country of "Palestine"
“The United States doesn’t recognize it. Even the United Nations doesn’t recognize it.
“And there is no official country called "Palestine."
“But there is, according to the State of Illinois.
Check out this official form the State of Illinois provides to request for the certification of documents for foreign use.
“What's interesting is the countries that aren't listed. These must be the countries for which people most often request official certified documents and records. Saudia Arabia, Jordan (the REAL "Palestine"), and that fake "Palestine" country. That's scary. And what do they need the documents for? I wonder which documents are the most requested going to those three entities in particular…”
The full story at Debbie Schlussel-dot-com
CAGW Names Rep. Barney Frank March Porker of the Month
This, apparently, an oversight by everyone!
“Citizens Against Government Waste (CAGW) today named House Financial Services Committee Chairman Barney Frank (D-Mass.) its March 2009 Porker of the Month. The chairman, having somehow eluded this dubious award in the past, finally delivered enough of Barney’s blarney to be recognized, appropriately, on St. Patrick’s Day.”
To read why, go HERE
And This On the 20th Anniversary of the Miata
“Lagos [Nigeria] — Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.
Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.”
Don’t miss this story. Go to the Reuters page HERE
Netanyahu to Obama: Stop Iran—Or I Will
Apparently someone out there actually made it back from the Wizard with a brain
“In an interview conducted shortly before he was sworn in today as prime minister of Israel, Benjamin Netanyahu laid down a challenge for Barack Obama. The American president, he said, must stop Iran from acquiring nuclear weapons—and quickly—or an imperiled Israel may be forced to attack Iran’s nuclear facilities itself.”
For the full story go HERE.
There’s other stuff about the general lunacy of the Obama Administration and its attempt to take over the world by … hmmmm … well, however they think it’s going to happen. All I can say is thank God there’s only 1315 days to the next General Election. Shades of Jimmee Cahtuh.
Annnnnyway … here are some juicy little bits from the enormous volume of crap I try to read regularly. And remember the caveat … you can’t make this shit up.
EXCLUSIVE: State of Illinois Officially Recognizes Fictional Country of "Palestine"
“The United States doesn’t recognize it. Even the United Nations doesn’t recognize it.
“And there is no official country called "Palestine."
“But there is, according to the State of Illinois.
Check out this official form the State of Illinois provides to request for the certification of documents for foreign use.
“What's interesting is the countries that aren't listed. These must be the countries for which people most often request official certified documents and records. Saudia Arabia, Jordan (the REAL "Palestine"), and that fake "Palestine" country. That's scary. And what do they need the documents for? I wonder which documents are the most requested going to those three entities in particular…”
The full story at Debbie Schlussel-dot-com
CAGW Names Rep. Barney Frank March Porker of the Month
This, apparently, an oversight by everyone!
“Citizens Against Government Waste (CAGW) today named House Financial Services Committee Chairman Barney Frank (D-Mass.) its March 2009 Porker of the Month. The chairman, having somehow eluded this dubious award in the past, finally delivered enough of Barney’s blarney to be recognized, appropriately, on St. Patrick’s Day.”
To read why, go HERE
And This On the 20th Anniversary of the Miata
“Lagos [Nigeria] — Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.
Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.”
Don’t miss this story. Go to the Reuters page HERE
Netanyahu to Obama: Stop Iran—Or I Will
Apparently someone out there actually made it back from the Wizard with a brain
“In an interview conducted shortly before he was sworn in today as prime minister of Israel, Benjamin Netanyahu laid down a challenge for Barack Obama. The American president, he said, must stop Iran from acquiring nuclear weapons—and quickly—or an imperiled Israel may be forced to attack Iran’s nuclear facilities itself.”
For the full story go HERE.
There’s other stuff about the general lunacy of the Obama Administration and its attempt to take over the world by … hmmmm … well, however they think it’s going to happen. All I can say is thank God there’s only 1315 days to the next General Election. Shades of Jimmee Cahtuh.
26 March 2009
NEWS YOU WON'T READ ANYWHERE ELSE
The first three items are from Threats Watch.
Since our President is Mr. Internet, here’s something about Iran’s bloggers. You know, Iran, the country that recently dissed President Obama.
Missing Somaliman spotted in Somalia, now back in Minneapolis?
Life in Afghanistan from a military blogger
The next two bits of Auto News are courtesy Hot Air-dot-com.
This is an example of state government lunacy run amok. You can't make this shit up.
File under Duh! I knew it!
And last but not least … A not-so-sympathetic Madoff tale from Debbie Schlussel-dot-com. This is a crazy one!
Since our President is Mr. Internet, here’s something about Iran’s bloggers. You know, Iran, the country that recently dissed President Obama.
Missing Somaliman spotted in Somalia, now back in Minneapolis?
Life in Afghanistan from a military blogger
The next two bits of Auto News are courtesy Hot Air-dot-com.
This is an example of state government lunacy run amok. You can't make this shit up.
File under Duh! I knew it!
And last but not least … A not-so-sympathetic Madoff tale from Debbie Schlussel-dot-com. This is a crazy one!
20 March 2009
DEJA VU — OBAMA CUDDLES WITH IRAN
Apparently the lessons of history aren't a topic that carry much weight in the White House, to wit: the President's overture to Iran on becoming a peaceful nation.
The last time this Carterian diplomacy was applied we ended up the laughingstock of the world. The only consolation was that it was the death knell for that administration, sparing us from anymore Democratic "successes." I can only hope that this harbinger has the same results this time around.
Nothing like proffering 21st century sophistical arguments to 5th century kill-the-crusaders befuddled intellects. It's truly amazing how far some of these "islamic" republics have fallen insofar as civilization is concerned ... but President Barry is gonna' keep on talking to them, as if they're Jay Leno with beards.
Nuke Iran
Nuke DC
Nuke NK
(This list is starting to get depressingly long.)
The last time this Carterian diplomacy was applied we ended up the laughingstock of the world. The only consolation was that it was the death knell for that administration, sparing us from anymore Democratic "successes." I can only hope that this harbinger has the same results this time around.
Nothing like proffering 21st century sophistical arguments to 5th century kill-the-crusaders befuddled intellects. It's truly amazing how far some of these "islamic" republics have fallen insofar as civilization is concerned ... but President Barry is gonna' keep on talking to them, as if they're Jay Leno with beards.
Nuke Iran
Nuke DC
Nuke NK
(This list is starting to get depressingly long.)
20 February 2009
NUKE 'EM REDUX
I've been saying this for a while now, but ...
NUKE IRAN NOW BEFORE THEY NUKE US
From VOA about an hour ago:
"Diplomats close to the U.N. nuclear agency said Iran has until recently been underestimating the amount of uranium it has enriched by nearly one-third."
Do you really think these are just some fun-loving, peace-loving run-of-the-mill Luddite maniacs?
Nuke 'em while we can
NUKE IRAN NOW BEFORE THEY NUKE US
From VOA about an hour ago:
"Diplomats close to the U.N. nuclear agency said Iran has until recently been underestimating the amount of uranium it has enriched by nearly one-third."
Do you really think these are just some fun-loving, peace-loving run-of-the-mill Luddite maniacs?
Nuke 'em while we can
HERE WE GO AGAIN
You really can't make this shit up.
Remember President Carter? Remember what happened in Iran?
I've been saying that unless President Obama can pull a miracle off (and I'd prefer he did), he's going to be a one-term president.
Well, here we go., CNN just released a report on iran's nuclear bomb potential.
"The Institute for Science and International Security report concludes Iran does not yet have a nuclear weapon but does have enough low-enriched uranium for a single nuclear weapon.
"The type of uranium the International Atomic Energy Agency report says Iran has would have to be further enriched to make it weapons-grade.
"The institute drew its conclusions from an IAEA report dated February 19, 2009. An official in the IAEA confirmed the authenticity of the report for CNN, but didn't want to be named."
Is any of this starting to sound familiar?
Remember President Carter? Remember what happened in Iran?
I've been saying that unless President Obama can pull a miracle off (and I'd prefer he did), he's going to be a one-term president.
Well, here we go., CNN just released a report on iran's nuclear bomb potential.
"The Institute for Science and International Security report concludes Iran does not yet have a nuclear weapon but does have enough low-enriched uranium for a single nuclear weapon.
"The type of uranium the International Atomic Energy Agency report says Iran has would have to be further enriched to make it weapons-grade.
"The institute drew its conclusions from an IAEA report dated February 19, 2009. An official in the IAEA confirmed the authenticity of the report for CNN, but didn't want to be named."
Is any of this starting to sound familiar?
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