THE MEDIA PLAN TO RE-ELECT THE PRESIDENT

If it isn't bad enough that the media elected President Obama by refusing to do ANY kind of background — or for that matter, look up his name in a phone book — check, how they've come up with a better way to keep him and his socialist cronies in office.

You can see it now.

"Hey. I've got an idea. The Republicans/Tea Party/Conservatives are so screwed up about who to vote for, let's throw a REAL wrench in the machine.
"Whatta ya mean?"
"Well, remember when Perot ran?"
"Yeah, but they already have a Perot. Ron Paul."
"That's not the point. What I'm trying to say is let's do a Mad Magazine thing on them."
"What the hell is Mad Magazine?"
"Shut up and listen. We get some stupid television personality who thinks he's a genius and get him to run. We got $68 million. We gotta spend it somewhere, don't we?"
"But what's that going to do?"
"Well, it gives those assholes in the media who feed on everything we give them, a chance to mock elect a Republican so they can say they're impartial."
"Who do you have in mind?"
"Steve Colbert."
"Who?"
"That guy who comes after Jon Stewart."
"Who?"
"Hey, isn't he that guy who got elected to the something in Canada?"
"No! That's Al Franken and he got elected in ... I dunno, Michigan or Minnesota or Green Bay or one of those cold places where nobody lives."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes. Colberts the OTHER guy with glasses."
"Oh, yeah. He's the guy that played the porter in Trading Places with Eddie Murphy and Dan Akroyd."
"NO! That was Al Franken."

Even though we're presented with voting for someone who can beat our present President, watch what happens now that Colbert's in the SC primary. And watch how much cash he has to spend. This ain't a Pat Paulsen for President riff (hopefully, SOMEone reading this remembers that). This is another attempt by the media who — see the entry before this one — want to know whether they should investigate their sources, to pollute any chance of throwing the current President out of office.

(I refuse — unlike every scumbag liberal and democrat in the world — to use pejoratives about our President ... unlike the aforementioned scumbags)

LUPICA CHIMES IN ON GZ MOSQUE

The Daily News' version of ex-jock sniffer Keith Olberman chimed in on the GZ mosque issue — predictably — by announcing how scary Newt Gingrich is because he notes that you can't build Nazi meeting halls next to DC's Holocaust Museum, or a Japanese shrine next to the USS Arizona memorial.

Of course Little Lupey finds Gingrich using those type comparisons "scary" and "right wing." He also manages to take a shot at Sarah Palin for some reason.

(He also mentions crowd numbers, but doesn't distinguish how many of which side. Nice reportage, Mike).

Mike, go back to sports. At least your material is less trite and hackneyed there.

When the hell are these raving libs going to get it? I guess they figure if you keeping saying someone's a right wing extremist, people will believe what they write after a while (apparently journalists aren't reading their own credibility polls).

But all they're doing is setting the stage for the disappearance — once again — of the left wing agenda fostered on us by this President and this Congress.

Note to MSM: It's about what's culturally — our culture — the correct thing o do.